Words Women Use

Some of you might see it already but why not remind yourself one more time......

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (If you don't then there is a "whatever" coming)

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (sad....)

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" (when women say Nothing...all the men better watch their back in case there is a knife coming and we are just too dumb to see it)

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. (and there is always a dumb ass took it as permission)

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" (um.....men are animals and women like pets. no wonder they will be together)

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (that's never ok....wait for your turn....it will come)

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. (and don't over reacted)

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! (so....shut up now)

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!