There is a store on a very busy street and there are many homeless ppl there asking this store for food.
One day there is a hobo comes in and ask the owner for toothpick.
the owner is kinda curious about the use of it but he hives him anyway.
After 5 mins there comes the other one ask for toothpick again.
The owner gets more curious but he gives him anyway.
After 5 more mins there comes in the third one.
Before the hobo said anything the owner asks: u want toothpick as well?
The hobo: no....there was someone throwed up on the street but the food already got picked by other two..........
.........so.........can i have a straw?
I know may of u are going to say it's gross.
But it's funny.
Go tell to others while they are eating then.
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joke from NRLN:
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him.
hahahahaha~~~
This is a good one.
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