Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Life Backwards

Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get k icked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.



I rest my case.

4 comments:

Mrs. Worm said...

Hahahahaha~

Nice one. That's funny.

Cody said...

Yeah. I got it from an email.
Thought u might like it.

miki said...

i liked it, tooo.
i just met up with carr last night. it was great.
we talked about you guys a lot.

Cody said...

like what???