Cows and Companies

Cows and Companies

Traditional company:
You have two cows.
You sold one and get one male to produce more cows and sell those cows and retired.

US company:
You have two cows.
You sold one and make the other one works double time.
When the cow dies you feel so surprised and ask why.

French company:
You have two cows.
You went on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese company:
You have two cows.
You redesign them.
They are 1/10 the size but produce the same amount of milk.
You put it on cartoon name it “Cowkimon” and sell to the world.

German company:
You have two cows.
You engineered it.
It eats twice a year and produce 10 times the milk.
And they can milk themselves.

British company:
You have two cows.
They are all crazy.

Italian company:
You have two cows.
You don’t know where they are.
You go on lunch.

Russian company:
You have two cows.
You count them and there are 48 cows.
You recount again and there are 23 cows.
You count the third time and there are 12 cows.
You got frustrated so you open the 3rd bottle of vodka.

Swedish company:
You have 5000 cows.
None of them belongs to you.
You manage others cows and charge them for that.

Chinese company:
You have two cows.
But there are 300 people milking them.
You announce employee rate production is 10 times better than others.
And you arrest the reporters who tell the truth.

Indian company:
You have two cows.
You worship them.