To see others die....

Guess i am the living one....since i just saw others die.
One of my relatives just past away yesterday.
She was my drinking buddy......hope she will be better in the haven.
It's kinda wired for me....she was only at her early 40s.

Life is short.
When we were young, we believe that we can do anything (at least i was thinking like that).
As i getting older....life itself started to change.I am not live as i planed.I became "adult".
Working...eating...sleeping...don't remember since when i lost passion for many stuff.
Maybe this is life.

Hope someday I will have the passion back.
Let's live like there is no tomorrow.

Die

As we saw on Jen's blog...."friend see others die".
I'd liek to ask anyone here.....do u reather be the one die or u want to be the one seeing?
Hard question....
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makes u think.....
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what should i eat later?

DREAM...

Had a dream........nice.
We are on the deach with great weather and sun.
Two of us.
Makes me sad when weaking up...

Did moon said "good night" to you for me last night?
Love you ne~~

史上最噁心八大笑話

史上最噁心八大笑話---看你能忍到第幾個!

一、 偶小時侯吃飯不老實,一老農為了教育我,對我說:六零年苦呀,沒飯吃,摳出來的鼻屎從來不扔的.

二、 有個富豪找傭人,面試的題目是上廁所,前幾個上完後都沒有洗手就出來了,富豪因此把他們打發走了,只有一個洗了手,於是富豪留下了他.可是有一天,富豪卻發現他沒有洗手就出來了,富豪問他是為什麼? 傭人答到:?#20598;今天帶了手紙...?

三、 一個男子看見一家商店大減價，便走了進去。?#24744;買些什麼？?我想買狗食。?br>?#25105;們有規定，您必須證明您有狗。?br>?#21738;兒有這樣的規定？?減價商品就是這樣。?#30007;子與售貨員磨了半天，售貨員還是不同意賣給他。沒有辦法，男子只好回家把狗帶來，才買到了狗食。過了幾天，男子 ;又去這家商店買貓食。?#32102;我兩盒貓食。?我們有規定，您必須證明您有貓。?#36996;是那個售貨員，男子又與她磨蹭了半天，結果還是不得不回家把貓帶來才買到了貓食。又過了幾天，男子抱著挖有一個洞的大紙箱來到那家商店，找到那個售貨員。?#24744;買些什麼？?br>?#20320;把手伸進去就知道。 ?#21806;貨員把手伸了進去：?#26159;什麼呀，粘乎乎的。?我想買兩卷兒手紙。?

四、 有個人去帶著朋友去探望他的外婆。當他和外婆說話時，他的朋友開始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生，把花生都吃完了。當他們離開時，他的朋友對外婆說：「謝謝您的花生」外婆回應說「喔！嗯！唉！自從我牙齒掉光後，我就只能吸掉它們外層的巧克力而已。老了，咳。。。& #20116;、

5. 有人很喜歡?#40635;辣粉絲煲?#36889;道菜。有一次，他上飯館，又點了這道菜。但侍者告訴他，這道菜已經賣完了。?#30495;的賣完了嗎？?#20182;很失望地問。?#20808;生，真的賣完了。你瞧，最後一份賣給那桌的先生了。?#20365;者回答道。那人順著侍者的指點，看見有個很體面的紳士坐在鄰座。紳士的飯 3756;已經吃得差不多了，但那份?#40635;辣粉絲煲?#23621;然還是滿滿的。那人覺得紳士很浪費美味，所以他走到紳士旁邊，指著那份?#40635;辣粉絲煲?#65292;很有禮貌地問：?#20808;生，您這還要嗎？?br>紳士很有風度地搖搖頭。於是那人立刻坐下，拿起調羹狼吞虎嚥起來。風捲殘雲，一會兒一半下肚了，突然ž 91;他發現在砂鍋底躺著一隻很小很小但皮毛已長全的小老鼠。一陣噁心，那人把吃下去的所有粉絲通通吐回了砂鍋裏。當他在那兒翻胃不已的時候，那紳士用很同情的眼光看著他，說：?#24456;噁心是嗎？剛才我也是這樣??

六、 這天，酒店老闆正在大廳巡視。來了一乞丐上前說道：?#32769;闆給個牙籤行嗎？?br>老闆給他一個打發走了。一會兒，又來一個乞丐，也是來要牙籤的。老闆心想現在這乞丐怎麼不要飯改要牙籤了？也同樣給他一個打發走了，沒過多舊，又來一個乞丐。老闆對他說：?#20320;也是來要牙&# 31844;的嗎？?#20062;丐說：?#26377;個人吐了，可我晚了一步，已經被前面兩個乞丐把能吃的都吃了，現在只剩下湯了。你能給我個吸管嗎

七、 老大、老二乘坐飛機，老二暈機，不停嘔吐。一袋吐滿，老大只好去取袋子，等他回來時，發覺全機人都在不停嘔吐。老大問其原因，老二說：?#25105;看到這只袋子也吐滿了，只好又喝進去了半袋，結果他們就全吐了。?　

如果您看到現在還沒吐的話，那我不得不承認你是個高手& #65292;那我要出絕招了---

八、 必殺技----- 　　有一天，老大和老二又去戲院看戲，看到中途二人為情節發展而爭執起來，並為此打賭。老大指著前邊擺的一排痰盂說：?#36664;的人要喝一口那裏邊的東西。?#19981;幸，老大輸了，於是老大皺著眉頭喝了一口。二人接著賭下邊的情節，這次，老二輸了。只見老二抱起一個痰盂，咕Ø 58;咕咚連喝了十五大口。老大大驚失色，佩服的五體投地，對老二說?#20320;太了不起了，居然能連喝十五大口！?br>老二搖搖頭，?#19981;是我想喝，那個痰盂裏的痰太濃，我實在咬不斷

Begining of Life

This is what I got from an email.
It's not bad to take a look.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Words Women Use

Some of you might see it already but why not remind yourself one more time......

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (If you don't then there is a "whatever" coming)

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (sad....)

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" (when women say Nothing...all the men better watch their back in case there is a knife coming and we are just too dumb to see it)

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. (and there is always a dumb ass took it as permission)

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" (um.....men are animals and women like pets. no wonder they will be together)

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (that's never ok....wait for your turn....it will come)

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. (and don't over reacted)

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! (so....shut up now)

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

Smart Ass III

Afetr so many people have called in for more....
Now Walnut Brother has finally put out the new "Smart Ass III"
The all new stong cases for this edtion.
According--
Cody: The smart ass.
Jen: The hot chick.
Karen: The shorty.
Miki: The one is not in this picture yet.
Rebeca: The person walking in the back ground.
Johnson: Side kick who always singing "love me don't go......"

All sotry started when the smart ass met the hot chick.
And they have reaise a shorty--who got drunk all the time!!
While the one is not in picture...and still not in so far..... and there is a person walking in the back ground....kinda lost.....!!
And here comes the side kick who keep singing "love me don't go..".....kinda annoying at same time.

It's based on ture story.
Romantic, Historical, War, Family.......none of these will be in the picture.



Man......guess i am way too bored.
This is sad...........
I should try to get something to do soon.....

WALALA Seattle

WALALA~~~

Nice day today and sun finally comes out in Seattle.
If it took little longer then I might start to grow mushrooms.

Too bad I have to work....otherwise it'd be nice to spend time with my baby~~

WALALALALA~~~feel like dancing~~~

I love summer in Seattle~~~~~

Friendship

There are so many people in the world that u thinbk u can trust but they turned u down.
I wonder what's in these people's mind?
Are they born as a-hole or just be trained this way.
It's harder for people to trust each other nowaday because we have all met some a-holes in our life.
Friendship is hard but some people just don't take it serious.
Too bad.........



This post is not organized since i am too piss to think.
Hope all the a-holes will get their turns soon.

If nite could sing.....

Always wonder....if nite could sing....what kind of songs would that be??
Would it be nice if nite could sing???Then maybe all the lonely souls can be saved.
Or it would be too noisy?

If nite could sing..............

Booster

This coming month WA state is going to ask all kids under 4.9 feet have to take booster seat while in the car.
The first thought jumped to my mind is that "how about short adult?".
Then the second thought jumped to my mind is that "um...I have to warn Karen...!!!"
WAHAHAHA~~~~~
Don't mind me......it's too early in the morning.
Guess I am still sleeping.