A beautiful female sale rep of a big bank went visit a Afican king.
The king is rich and very important customer of the bank.
The king was admire of how beautiful she is so he asked her to marry him. (culture thing, don't ask why).
The sales doesn't want to marry him but cannot reject as well since she wants the business.
So she tried to make the king back off by asking impossible requestments.
She said: I have 3 things to ask you and if you can make it then I will marry you.
First, I want a diamand as big as egg.
The king thought for a while and said : ok. I got it i got it.
Second, I want a house that got 100 rooms in New York and a vocational housewith two swimming pools and two tennis courts in North Africa.
The king thought about it for a while and made a call to his people and said: ok. I will I will.
The sales finally has to put out the worst deal to make the king back off so she said :for the third, my man has to have a 14 inches dick."
The king stoped and then started to cry.
After a long long while, the king said:
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ok.....i cut i cut.
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1 comment:
hahahahahahahahahhahhahahahhaa XD
so funny~~~~
but you always miss spell words...
scarifice is wrong, sacrifice is correct...
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