Summer

It's June...
What the hell happened to global warming????
I't so cold and raining all the f^*%#^&@ing day!!!!
I am going to burn more CO2 into the air.
Summer....Summer...Summer....summer........summer...........
Where the hell are you????????????????????????????

Passion

There are an old couple who have been together for long time.
One day the old lady told old man "honey, we seen to lose our passion to each other and i think we should find some way to bring it back"
The old man thought a way to do so.
He suggests that they spent the whole day naked as they were young.
In the morning when they were about to have breakfast together the old lady said
"Honey, I think this is working because i can feel the heat in my nipples."
The old man moved up his head looked at the lady and said...
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"Honey, it's because your nipples are in the coffee"





Sad................................................................................

Busy season

As many of my friends know that I am working at a wholesale company that selling fireworks and other stuff.
July 4th is coming so we are super busy now with all the fireworks sale and shipping.
Have not got chance to update my blog for long time but will try to do it soon.
I miss the smart ass action.......

Here is a joke for now--
There are three guys who are good friends with each other and they went to a party together and all three got a lady home.
The next day they are trying to show their abilities to others.

A:I was doing it for 1 hour last nite....

B:I was doing it for good 2 and half hours.....

C: It took me 6 seconds.......

A & B turn to look and C and laugh at him the C says slowly....
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C:Only to shoot!!

If you can understand this joke then good for you.
You are in the college leavel for this kind of joke.