Cover your shortcoming!!!

During 1800's sea transpotation is very dangrous mission because of pirates.
There was a very great captain---Red Coat.
He had won so many battles and never lost.

One of his pirates had found that everytime when the battle about to start the captian always ask for his red coat (that's why he called Red Coat).
After so many battles the parite asked the captian

"Captian, why are you always wear the red coat when battle about to start?"
The captian said "By doing so the enemies won't know if I am hurt or not! There will not be blood for them to see! This is a stritage!! we should all try to cover our shortcoming!"

The pirates then understood that their captian is a smart person and they all follow his order.
They had made their sea for so many years.

Untill one day.....they got cornered by over 100 pirates boats.
The captian saw the number and slowly asked his pirates......"go take my Brown Pants to me!!"
And everyone looked at him said "why brown pants and not red coat???"
The captian responsed:
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"so they won't see me shit..............."